NaCl? No.

Google recently announced a new add-on for the already poor-and-getting-poorer Chrome browser: NativeClient, or NaCl.

http://code.google.com/p/nativeclient/

Native Client is an open-source technology for running x86 native code in web applications, with the goal of maintaining the browser neutrality, OS portability, and safety that people expect from web apps. We’ve released this project at an early stage to get feedback from the open-source community. We believe that Native Client technology will help web developers to create richer and more dynamic browser-based applications.

running x86 native code in web applications

I’ve seen the million posts that say “ActiveX!!111″ already, but wait, there’s more.

Does V8 not already do this? It compiles JS into x86-native machine code anyway so this is just redundant.

browser neutrality

Chrome-only, but browser-neutral. Riiiiiiight. STEP AWAY FROM THE CRACK PIPE.

OS portability

It’s Windows only. FAIL.

safety that people expect from web apps

Yeah, because ActiveX (yay!) claimed the same thing, and look what happened there.

Apparently NaCL also implements its own POSIX layer. And judging by the initial examples, it supports multithreading. I can’t wait for skiddies to start doing something like

<script type="application/nacl">

while(1); printf("YOU'RE NOW MY BITCH!"); fork();

</script>

I hope NaCl doesn’t make it out of alpha. This is a BAD idea by some dumbass student that should never see light of day. If you are reading this and you *are* said student, shame on you.

I don’t know why I bother…

saying I’m going to update this when I blatantly don’t. But anyways…

Emma finally discovered this blog… she awww’d. a lot. We celebrate our year anniversary in a matter of days, so here’s to many more of them, and a long life together ^_^ *hugs*

In computer news I’ve transitioned away from x86 completely, believe it or not PPC is now my arch of choice in all its incarnations. It’s so much more efficient in terms of flops vs megahertz, and what with its use of EFI/OpenFirmware as opposed to that outdated shite known as the BIOS I find it far more flexible and geek friendly. And to those who say PowerPC is dead, you have obviously never seen a PS3. Or any Cell-based machine for that matter. With Power7 on the horizon, it’ll be a worthwhile competitor to x86 for years to come.

On the subject of PowerPC machines, if you have an old OS9 Mac I’ll be putting up a page in the near future with speed tips and tuningness for G3/G4 machines that actually work as opposed to the crap you see on other ‘old mac’ sites. I’m writing this from Em’s ‘house iMac’, specs G3/400, 384MB RAM, 9GB slow-as-molasses hard disk. When I came across it it had Virtual Memory and RamDisk enabled, and as you can imagine that + slow HDD = PAIN. That has since been remedied by yours truly

The recession seems to be showing signs of waning at long last — I’m now taking up a post at Colchester-based web dev house WDL as a code monkey there. The folks seem nice and they have a purty website (http://websitedesign.co.uk/) to boot.

Finally, I’m offering CV and cover/spec letter writing services on a trial basis. The people I’ve done this for so far seem to be quite happy with what I do to their stuff and it’s got them so much further in their jobsearch. If you’re interested in this drop me a line the usual way (see Contact page).

That’s it for now I guess, I’ll try updating this on lunch breaks and stuff in the future, but of course no promises.

Just a quick one!

Life is strange. One week you’re all like zomg bored, next everythings happening and you have to fit an ass load of stuff into an hour.

- I’ve started my own studio! XD More details on this to come when I have more time to write it up.
- The ‘m’ word has been coming up in conversation more and more… nuff said about that.
- The F65 is the bolix, but the D700 is WAY FREAKING BETTER. DX/VR for the win.
- GETTY IMAGES CONTRIBUTOR! YAY! I’m a good little photomatographer.
- I’m having to look for a job, again. In a recession. Methinks, this could be quite difficult. *sigh* But still I’m going to try my best ^_^
- I have a facebook addiction. OH NOES. (Add me, or die.)

That is all for now :3 but I’mma be posting again in the next few days to elaborate on the above. But right now, I’m in a rush…

lol kthxbai, love and snuggles.
C

Life, Death, and the Battle of the Cameras

Weyy! WordPress FINALLY lets me into my account! About time.

This blogpost will be in 3 parts, as evidenced by the title…

life:

been k, I guess. Me and the other half are seeing each other more and more, and it’s great. Apart from that, things have been pretty uneventful. Apart from…

death:

People keep dying around me! and it tends to be peoples’ mums as well, which is even more depressing.

battle of the cameras:

I’ve started to see a fair few faults in the old S1000, which is still *GASP* working as well as the day I got it. But…

• it’s SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. Very, very slow. As in: press shutter release, make a coffee, come back, wait for it to take the f**king picture slow. Well, OK, thats a bit of an exaggeration. But omg, it can be frustrating.
• That lens. IF this camera was an SLR, this wouldnt be an issue. But it’s a fixed lens bridge camera. Yes, it has 12x optical zoom. But at the nearer end of the zoom range (~40/50mm), it suffers from horrendous barrel distortion, and ZOMFG CROMAB. This has been a pox on my S1000 pictures for a while now, which I usually get past by turning them into duotones. But this annoys the crap out of me…
  

  This is why I'm never, ever buying Fujinon lenses. Ever.

• …and let’s not forget the lack of any… well, useful features, like a hotshoe, or RAW format images, or any of that shizz.

However… this doesn’t mean the S1000fd can’t take some bloody fantastic pictures… click on any of them for the full size.

View over the lake in Central Park, Chelmsford. (1/50s, f/6.4, ISO64, Shade WB)

The new Kings Tower development at 53 Marconi Plaza in Chelmsford. (1/240s, f/8, ISO64, Shade WB)

And last, but definitely not least, my favourite from the above shoot…

My very first attempt at a panoramic sunset pic, and it came out beautifully. (1/400, f/6.4, ISO64, Shade WB, about 120mm. equiv)

With all this said, next week I’ll be taking ownership of a 2nd-hand Nikon F65 with 28-80mm lens (:D), I have an assload of 100, 200, 400 and 800HIE film ready to rock and roll as soon as I get it. I also have a wishlist of accessories I want to get, including:

• film scanner (well of course… 15Mpx crystal-clear TIFFs from negatives? yes please!)
• more freaking lenses — I have my eye on a 50mm prime next… and this takes Nikkor F-mount lenses which are a dime a dozen (uhm, try several grand a dozen, but you get what I mean…)
• Speedlight. This is a no-brainer.
• Cokin P mount. I already own a massive set of assorted Cokin P system filters, just need the mount for them

and the best bit is? these are all (just) in my price range.

I think I just found a hobby to replace computing, to be quite honest. This is fun s**t! lolol. BTW, going to Harwich in early April for a photowalk if anyone’s interested… xD

This was a triumph

Just a little post to let y’all know I’m still alive…

Um, not much has happened though relative to the subject matter of this blog, to be quite honest. My TX1000 got destroyed in a… uh, freak accident so I’m not going to be updating as much for a while, nevermind the fact a tiff with the most assholish landlord in the whole world got me kicked out and I no longer have ADSL. (This can be considered a good thing though, given that I was with BT before…)

I still have a laptop available, it’s a Packard Bell Pentium III 733 “beast”, without internet though, but I may restart development on a game project I started a while ago. It’s just (barely) well-specced enough to run Visual Studio ‘05 and the debug build of the existing code. So yeeah…

I’m now on Xbox Live from time to time, see the About page for my gamertag, reaper has kindly given us access to XBL on his 360, most of what we play online is either Halo 3 or COD4. Also look out for coming mention of |3wG| from time to time xD

Also, I have a big, big event planned for the start of November of which a few people who need to know are well aware… let’s just say I have much, much saving up to do @_@

Me and Em are still very much head over heels in love… we just celebrated our 5 months yesterday. xD I just hope that 5 months turns into 5 years… or decades… or more <3 heheh.

Anyway that’s all for now folks, stay tuned!

Hackers are people too!

Go up to a random person in the street. Ask them what a “hacker” is, and 9.9 times out of 10, they will say “someone who hacks into computers/steals your personal data/gives you viruses”.

The popular press has done nothing to help this, every other week in some red-topped tabloid there’s a story claiming “Hackers break into x”, but the thing is –

We aren’t the ones breaking into your bank account and siphoning off money for their own personal gain. The names for the people who do that kind of stuff are “computer criminals”, “Nigerian 419ers” and many other terms, but not hackers. For this we have only mass media to blame, people believe what they see on TV and, unfortunately, take it as gospel.

A hacker is someone who hacks things. Hackers wrote Apache, the software this blog is running on, because many people added “hacks” to make Apache better. Hackers wrote ModSSL/OpenSSL as a “hack” to Apache, without which you wouldn’t be able to conduct secure purchases online.

So for those of you still unconvinced, I urge you to watch a documentary called “Hackers are People Too”, by Ashley Schwartau, a Def/Toorcon regular and somewhat talented film-maker. It portrays us in a light that the general public usually don’t see us in, which is a welcome change.

Remember guys: Hug a hacker today! =3

A Rant About PowerISO

Anyone heard of PowerISO? (Yes, that includes you, reaper)

Of course you have.

If you’ve ever come across DAA images, you’ll have run into the same brick wall I have many a time. The only program that’ll easily mount these is PowerISO. I had the displeasure of having to install this shitware a couple of days ago. BAM! Instant problems.

Where do I start?

• It’s slow. Like, REALLY SLOW. Every right-click is now accompanied by a ~10sec delay as PowerISO’s context menu integration kicks into life. Even on the system tray icon.
• Constant bluescreens. I’m under the impression that it’s because PISO is chewing through kernel memory like it’s going out of fashion.

So, I have these precious few nuggets of advice to share with the world.

1. DON’T buy it! You’re throwing your money away.
2. If you download .daa images via BitTorrent, don’t seed them (or I will personally find where you live and smite you down).
3. Finally, if you do end up with a .daa image, use daa2iso to convert it to an ISO, which you can then mount using something far superior like WinCDEmu. daa2iso is an open source utility that will convert .daa images (which are really just renamed .iso.Z files, compressed using zlib, no more) to ISO’s. Windows version here, unix users can simply (iirc) zcat whatever.daa > whatever.iso for the same effect.

Remember folks, open standards are the future! Badly written crapware most definitely isn’t.

A new year, a new pastime!

That was madness =3

I kicked off the new year with some friends in Central London, watching the new year countdown & fireworks, preserved for posterity on Youtube…

I’ve also taken up photography, a pastime I’m starting afresh after an 8-year hiatus… I’ve grabbed myself a Fujifilm Finepix S1000fd, a good camera if a little on the limited side. Although I’ll manage :p Specs as follows:

• Fixed Fujinon 12x zoom lens, with normal (DOF=66mm-iinfinity) macro (DOF=20-66mm) & supermacro (DOF=1-20mm) modes
• Aperture: f/2.8 – f/5.8 (… see what I mean by limited? T_T)
• Shutter: 1/1000 – 80/10 (… a little better, but you’re screwed for night sky photography)

I’ll be uploading pics to my [edit: screw deviantart, Flickr ownz it for photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cmn_ownz_j00/]

The best of which I’ll be posting on here and I’ll also be doing tutes on Youtube for certain techniques, such as HDRI, depth of field, and suchlike.

[Squid] Auto-redirect to *.nyud.net on error

So I’ve been messing around with Squid recently. One of the features I had planned to add was the ability to fall back to Coral Cache if the web site that Squid is trying to cache goes down.

So I wrote this little redirector script in PHP:

Stuff this in /etc/squid/coralcache.redirect and make it executable (chmod a+rwx /etc/squid/coralcache.redirect):

#!/usr/bin/php
<?
        /* Coral Cache on 404/No Server */

        $t=array();
        while($input=fgets(STDIN)){
                ob_start();
                $t=split(' ',$input);
                $url = $t[0];
                $ch = curl_init($url);
                curl_setopt($ch,CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER,false);
                curl_setopt($ch,CURLOPT_VERBOSE,false);
                $ci = @curl_exec($ch);
                $status = @curl_getinfo($ch);
                ob_end_clean();
                if($status["http_code"] > 400){
                        $uriparts = explode('/',$url);
                        $uriparts[2] = rtrim($uriparts[2]) . ".nyud.net";
                        echo "302:" . implode('/',$uriparts) . "\n";
                }
        }

Then, at the top of your squid.conf;

redirect_program /etc/squid/coralcache.redirect

Restart squid, and all unavailable pages should now redirect to Coral Cache. =)

SPOILERS: Microsoft did 9/11

Well, this is an interesting discovery.

At first I was like O.o

Then I lol’d

A lot.